Overheard in the ladies bathroom.
Mother and daughter come in:
Mother:You take that one and I'll go in this one and we'll be done at the same time.
Both doors close a few minutes pass.
Daughter: La La La....
(Mother laughs)
Daughter: Are you laughing at me?
Mother: Yes, at your la la la..What was that for?
Daughter: I thought I heard a ghost...but there's no such thing as ghosts. (sounds a little unsure of herself)
Mother: Oh really?
Daughter: Just coyotes and wolves.(stated very seriously)
Mother: But they're not ghosts.
(Daughter obviously ignoring mom)
Daughter: And bears. Especially bears.